If your goal in life is to do as little as possible, and you get away with that ... does that make you successful?

If love is blind and marriage is an institution, does that mean that marriage is an institution for the blind?

If you can buy more memory for your computer...why can't people?

What does an imperfect stranger look like?

The term "free gift" never made sense to me...has anybody ever said to you..."I bought you a gift, now that will be $19.95?"

What do the manufacturers of Styrofoam pack their shipments in?

Is it really possible to be completely partial?

If you pulled the wings off of a fly, would it then be called a walk?

If wool shrinks in water...why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Is it ok for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?

If a mime gets arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?

How can a one pound box of candy make you gain five pounds?

If psychics are for real ... why don't they call us?

Speaking of psychics ... why don't they ever win lotteries?

If contractors erect a building, when they are done why isn't it called a built?

Did you ever stop to think ... and then forget to start again?

How do you know if sour cream goes bad?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?