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Technical Support For Living
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Customer:
I'm not very technical, but I think I can do it if you
talk me through. I am ready to install now. What do I do
first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you
located your HEART, ma'am?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running
right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: It depends. What programs are running, ma'am?
Customer: Let me see ... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase
PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in
your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a
module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to
completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs
will prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off, ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell
me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes, it is. You should see a message that says it
will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that
message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed now?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops ... I have an error message already. What
should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry, ma'am. That's a common problem.
It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but
has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those
complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you
have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and
then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVENESS.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all
directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it! Hey! My HEART is filling up with
really neat files! SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now
and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are
copying themselves into my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be
able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go ...
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it
with other people and return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thank you for your help!
CS Rep: You're very welcome!
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