Let's analyze our workplaces and compare them to our prisons ... Enjoy!

In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
    At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison, you get three meals a day.
    At work, you only get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for that one!

In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
    At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work!

In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
    At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison, they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
    At work, you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison, you get your own bathroom.
    At work, you have to share.

In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
    At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
    At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
    pay for the prisoners.

In prison, you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
    At work, there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
    At work, well . . . we have managers!

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