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Pet Diaries
As
seen in a dog's diary:
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
2pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
As
seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity ...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair -- must try
this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise
and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my
confinement
was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how
to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy
to return. He
is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be
an
informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal
room, his
safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ...
Contributed
by
Bette
Thompson
Copyright
© 2006, Jace Carlton. All International Rights Reserved.
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