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Notes
from Accident Claims
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"Coming home I drove into the wrong house
and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The other car collided
with mine without giving warning of its intentions."
"I collided with a
stationary truck coming the other way."
"A pedestrian hit me and
went under the car."
The guy was all over the
road! I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I pulled away from the
side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the
embankment."
"In my attempt to kill a
fly I drove into a telephone pole."
"The pedestrian had no
idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
"As I approached the
intersection a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop
sign had ever appeared before! I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident."
"An invisible car came
out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
"The indirect cause of
the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
"The telephone pole was
approaching fast! I was attempting to swerve out of its way when
it struck the front of my car."
"I was unable to stop in
time and my car crashed into the other vehicle." The driver and
passengers then left immediately for a vacation."
"My car was legally
parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
"I was thrown from my car
as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray
cows."
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© 2006, Jace Carlton. All International Rights Reserved.
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