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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stop in the desert for the night.  After they get their tent all set up, both men fall sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asks Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.  Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

"Why?  What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,  "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo patty.  It mean someone steal tent!"


Contributed
by
James Odle, Jr.


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